I am not a bear.

imthefuckinglaw:

derangedfangirl:

Val Kilmer related Crack!Fic prompts GO.

(preferably not RP, because I have some sort of bizarre squick about it)

Part II: Thunderheart

Ray takes Crow Horse to his high school reunion. Or to a wedding. Basically: Walter Crow Horse + white people in formal wear + an…

Lost handcuff keys?  DONE.

..it’s legitimately stupid how excited these make me…